May 2010
tfln:
(901): She was wearing a shirt that said “Just Do Me”, holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends “PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!” before she chugged the rest of the bottle. (1-901): Dude, if you don’t take her, I will.
2 tags
tfln:
(602): You’ll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You’d be legendary.