(573): just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch (636): Didn’t u have court just yesterday for ur driving? (573): IT’S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation.
(203): I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
(816): She always acts like she’s doing me a favor with a hand job. I’ve been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.